$CABUSBuy $CABUSAfter the L hit harder than a gull on a power line, the feathered execs boarded the Cabal Bus. Now they’re steering the crypto coop, suits crisp, beaks sharp, and a whole lot of cluck inside the ledger.
It all started when a flock of chickens, tired of pecking at scattered grain, learned to button up tiny suits and commandeer an old city bus. The driver quit, the fare box jammed, and the ‘Cabal’ vinyl sign was slapped on like a badge of rebellion. Their hatchlings started trading corn kernels for Wi‑Fi, and the bus became the first moving think‑tank for feathered financiers.
Weeks later, the bus rolled into a downtown plaza, where the chickens strutted onto a stage made of recycled bus seats. They announced the launch of Cabal Bus ($CABUS), promising only one thing: a ride that’s as wild as a coop on caffeine. The crowd went wild, the pigeons were jealous, and the bus now runs on a mix of solar panels and pure, unadulterated swagger.
Because nobody can out‑cluck a chicken in a suit on a moving vehicle.
Only if the rug is made of actual carpet and the chickens decide to nap on it.
No, just bring a sense of humor and maybe some breadcrumbs.
CABUS, because “C” stands for ‘cluck’ and ‘control’.
Release the token and let the coop go wild.
Drive the bus across the city, stopping for free corn giveaways.
Hide golden eggs in random tweets for brave hunters.
Host a live‑stream where roosters roast the market (literally).
